For your efforts, *discreetly* ask for ________, the doorman.
Once you find him, tell him “I pledge allegiance to the ________ who ________” for $5 off your choice of either a membership pin or lore zine or $10 off any Nightmare-Chan toy.
Now, what is the doorman’s name? What goes into the blanks? Perhaps you should head to the homepage and start your journey to find out…