Welcome
All hail the Seven Who Feed!
As one of our newest initiates, we wanted to make distillation of the end times as clear as possible for you to foster a sense of inclusivity into our fold. Sure, some of us may have been working to bring about the Doom for decades – but that doesn’t mean that you’re any less important!
As you’ve already attended our orientation, you know that in the year 666, the Blood Skylar – one of the most accurate and prophetic seers in history – made the prophecy of The Doom – a universe-ending event that will occur when all of the Seven Who Feed spill out forth from their extra-dimensional realm that we call the Abyssal Void.
No one is sure whether The Doom is a specific entity, or just the all-powerful might of all Seven combined, but no matter – we know that if we can summon all seven of the demon gods, The Doom will be triggered and all life as we know it will be extinguished.
Summoning one of the Seven is no mean feat – no one has successfully summoned one of our dark lords yet. But don’t let that discourage you! We’ve got the resources of quite a few corporations that already do a good job of destroying the world
The Seven
Each of the Seven Who Feed are gods that are the epitome of what we’ve called “demonic aspects.” There are seven aspects that each of the Seven rule over, and the more powerful a demon is, the more closely aligned with a single aspect they are. Most pedestrian, foot-soldier type demons end up exhibiting traits of multiple aspects (potentially all of them).
The seven demonic aspects (and frequent phenotypical descriptors) are:
Blood – vampire-like teeth, hemomancy, blood boils, equipment for exsanguination, etc.
Bone – skeletal attributes, ossified armor, spinal extensions, bone spikes, etc.
Darkness – living shadows, gravitational anomalies, black flames, etc.
Flesh – twisted flesh, extra organs and limbs, quick regeneration, etc.
Madness – psychic abilities, chimera-like features from multiple animal parts, spiral markings, exposed brains, etc.
Pain – self-mutilation, constant usage of bladed instruments and sharp objects, piercings, exposed wounds, etc.
Rot – decomposing flesh, slime and ichor, fungal growths, worm and insect infestation, etc.
Demonology
While we need a lot of regular Joes and Joans and Juans and Jays and (well, you get the picture) to support the cause through financial donations, cleaning the secret base, recruiting others, researching ancient lore, trolling on the internet, etc., we are always in search of those with the ability to practice demonology.
We do believe that demonology is a skill learnable by anyone, but we also acknowledge that a dive into the arcane arts is not for everyone, so don’t fret if this isn’t for you.
But if you’re interested in the dark magics, we’ve obtained various grimoires from the Witchez and reverse-engineered them (with the help of our demonic contacts, of course) to create a way forward to practicing black magic.
We don’t have the ability to use mana like the Witchez, but thankfully we’ve figured out how to use human souls to power our dark spells, including ripping holes through space-time to the Abyssal Void!
While these portals are usually short-lived and can only let lower-level demons through, we are actively searching for more powerful spells and rituals to be able to summon the Seven.
If you’re interested in demonology, please let one of your senior demonologists know and they can help you get started!
The Witchez
The Witchez are powerful guardians of the Earth, infused with power by the First Beings. These women and non-binary individuals hide among us in society, looking for chances to stamp us out. The nerve!
If you encounter a strong-willed woman who isn’t afraid of our patriarchal norms, you likely may be dealing with a witch, so be very, very careful. We tried to burn them all at the stake centuries ago for a reason, you know!
Until you learn some basic demonology, please do not try to directly engage any witchez. They often work in teams, the strongest being the Coven Strike Teams – a group of three to five witches who are especially strong and versed in combat magic. Strike Teams have taken down entire branches of fellow Order members, even those who have summoned quite a few demons, so definitely DO NOT engages witchez on your own.
Recently, our Dark Lord was able to trap one of the most powerful witchez in history, Lilith, the First Witch. There is no way we’ll be able to summon the Seven with her still in the picture, so this is our best time to end all of life as we know it. Make sure to make this chance count!
Next Steps
Thanks again for choosing to devote your earthly possessions and your soul towards ending all life in the universe. We welcome you with open arms and are excited to see what sort of contribution you’ll be able to make towards total annihilation.
Now that you’re a full-fledged member of the Order, don’t forget to check out our Discord server, where we get to assemble virtually.